SUCK IT,TUCK IT AND SPANX IT UP!!!

Hello ladies, I know it’s been awhile, but I’ve come back with a vengeance! OK now its really time for some tough love because some of you B.G.D.’S have just gotten out of control and it’s just pissing me off! I really do wish there was some sort of fashion police that I could call because some of you look so bad that you should be removed immediately from the public. Hell I’m so pissed I’m about to just take matters into my own hands and start handing out cards with this link so that when you get home and look it up you can see your picture and it will look like this:

YOU HAVE BEEN FINED FOR BEING A B.G.D.!!

Disclaimer: If you are offended by now you should be because I am!!!! I’m seeing too many big girls in clothes that are clearly too small and to make it worse have the audacity not to wear some type of foundation! It’s almost as if you enjoy being a B.G.D. because you keep giving me something to talk about! Please know that being a B.G.D. means you are a HOT MESS!!!! Now you know I’m all about loving your curves, but clearly some of you are confusing curves with rolls!!!! Allow me help clear up the confusion, Curves show off your shape and tend to be smooth; rolls come in the form of muffin tops or even look like scoops of ice cream! I understand that there are different plus size body types, but I have yet to see one that couldn’t stand to benefit from spanxs!!!

GOOD CURVES

BAD ROLLS

If I can count your rolls, we have a real problem!!! Please shape it up or ship it out! Allows SPANX'S to change your life!!! The sites to your left have spanxs. If you know of any other great shape wear please feel free to recommend them in the comment area! Until next time your B.F.F.!!!

*P.S. PLEASE DON’T GET CAUGHT DOWN CAUSE I’M ABOUT TO START TAKEN PICS!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!